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Headlines : GovernmentIs John McCain the Antichrist?
I’m mostly just posting this one for the laughs. The subheading, however, is incorrect. Obama does not have a withdrawal plan, and has also assured his good friends at AIPAC that he will do whatever is necessary to keep Iran from developing a nuclear program.
[Posted By ShiftShapers]Republished from The Nation
Biblical scholars in Colorado Springs have uncovered startling evidence that Senator John McCain may be the Antichrist. Their conclusions, while highly controversial, may have a dramatic impact on the 2008 elections, since many Bible-believing Christians have already expressed doubts about McCain’s fealty to Christianity.
The analysis was conducted by the respected True Bible Society, and it will be published next month in the End Times Journal.
The analysis was especially ironic, given that it came out just one day after McCain was accused of subtly hinting that Barack Obama could be the Antichrist. McCain ran a commercial depicting Obama as “The One,” giving rise to charges that he was sending a subliminal messages to anti-Obama Christians.
“What started us looking at this issue is the fact that Senator McCain has declared his intention to maintain US forces in Iraq for a hundred years,” said David Jenkins, a leading Biblical scholar. “That means that McCain wants to control Babylon for at least a century.” According to many scholars of the Book of Revelation, the Antichrist will try to rebuild the ancient city of Babylon in order to use it as a springboard for an international effort at world domination. Ultimately, the Antichrist will marshal…
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Respected? A google searve turned up nada but this article. Not that this means particularly much, maybe the internets are the work of satan?
Yes. The End Times Journal. Where the truly respected Biblical Societies publish. Gotcha…
“Respected?”
I am thinking that the Nation may be the anti christ for printing those words.
Grrrrrrrilla!
That headline was, dare I say, Fierce, shocking, over-the-top, and wickedly smart!
why is this on the front page of GNN?
The actual Antichrist, if such a being is supposed to exist, will probably be far more effective than McCain. There’s a reason “Obama’s the Antichrist” sounds better.
Because he’s black?
why is this on the front page of GNN?
i guess you’re reading in forum view, meaning you cannot see the summary. i just posted it for laughs. it’s rather hilarious. just trying to put a bit of humor into our otherwise oh-so serious work here at GNN. my bad.
Actually you succeeded getting a few chuckles out of me. Will we see a Marvel or DC comics hero fight the Antibigpoppa?
This is a great story – it’s hilarious, but a lot of people – millions – believe in this kind of thing. So it’s important to know what the latest whacked out theory is over in the ET (End Times) land.
I think this theory is much more plausible
This is a great story ...it’s important to know what the latest whacked out theory is over in the ET (End Times) land.
will thoughts along these lines be included in your next funny booK? sorry i can’t bring my self to call it a graphic novel. hope you understand.
that said, if you did, i’d actually buy that one. for the lolz and in case i run out of tp.